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WELP.
Can’t hurt.
Bet
I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻
No they literally work
(via crazedmicrobiologist)
REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT
Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done.
I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him
No words….
I swear why can’t all men be like Tom Hiddleston??
he’s one of the few lights in my dark. i love him. he deserves such love.
(via crazedmicrobiologist)
White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.
That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.
does anyone know the name of this film?
The film is called Kurbaan…if anyone wanted to know.
(Source: baawri, via homotology)
Republicans do not learn. They repeat the same mistakes. They repeat the same failed policies.
(via flyonthewallmedstudent)
Thank you!
They found it buried, and as soon as they realized it existed, they went straight to “nope get that garbage out of here right now”
take notes america
(via homotology)
hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills
Ola Incredibly Heavy 4 Month Long Period and Anemia
Frances Plantar fasciitis
Dorothy Depression
Mary TMJ
Kathleen Broken Crown
Joyce Boob Lump
Ruby Conjunctivitis
Dorothy Panic
Clara Tweaked Back
Jennifer Costochondritis
(via lovealwaysangelairene)
This is the Money doll sending you all enchantments of blessings and wealth!
Like/reblog for unexpected money to come your way!
Like/reblog on Wednesdays for more blessings!Bless Me😎
(via gemmaisagem)
You know what will make me root against a Chopped contestant pretty much instantly? When they act preformatively disgusted by poor people food. Like, we get it- Coolwip and Hot Dogs aren’t exactly gourmet cuisine. But y'all just acted like pig snout was a delicious treat.Don’t pretend you’re revolted by canned soup.
(via foodnetwork-fandom)
one of the contestants on chopped just snapped his spaghetti in half before throwing it into the boiling water
ted allen gasped and said “did he… did he really just do that”
geoffrey zakarian is very concerned that it might not be long enough to twirl around his fork
scott conant is talking about how All Pasta Is The Shape It Should Be And Should Not Be Mutilated and i think he might be thinking murderous thoughts
(via scott-conant)